Better than a flabongo!

IT DOESN'T LOOK LIKE A FLA-BONGO...

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HOW DID IT GET HERE???

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WE DON'T REMEMBER LEAVING A WINDOW or DOOR OPEN!

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Okay, so we're puzzled. When I got home from work today, I was greeted by this awesome majestic bird known as a "flamingo" nestled in a corner. Oh, how sweet - Nanook bought this for me for my birthday. Perfect for the Jimmy Buffett concert! When Nanook got home he said, "Where did you get that awesome flamingo? Perfect for the Jimmy Buffett concert! I love it!" Hmmm...now it's a mystery. Where DID it come from? A neighbor? A fellow Parrot-Head? Some psycho bird-lover?

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We were on a mission to find out. Of course, we interrogated the cat immediately. "Who brought this in while we were gone?" we demanded. He wouldn't speak. So... we wouldn't feed him. He begged. WE begged. He meowed. WE cajoled. WE petted him. He whined. Come'on Milo - who delivered this gift? Smugly, he sauntered off to his food bowl. "I can eat crumbs", he meowed.

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He's not giving it up for anything. So, out on the deck (with help) he flew, to consider his options. Either 'fess up, Milo, or watch us eat our dinner. He watched. We pondered. Now this is not a dollar store flamingo. It's a work of art. Of course we're curious. VERY curious...

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..and if I recall correctly, Milo..."CURIOSITY" killed the cat.

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(Think of your brother below, poor, poor, Muffin...)

(Anyone want to 'fess up and save Milo's paltry little life?)