Aren't you going on a "business" trip, Nanook...?

So he's ready to go, and I ask him - "what 'cha got in that big long suitcase, honey...Tools? Product samples? Special equipment for the display at the convention? What???"

He calmly replies: "Oh...it's my golf clubs."

And I thought you were WORKING, Nanook!!!

Must be nice. A paycheck, frequent flier miles, dinner out every night, mints on the pillows, turndown service AND golf. If only I had those demands at MY job!!!

What a life!