Helpful Hints for Nanook...

Thank goodness I had the foresight to put up some 8x11 notes of my own for Nanook. After 24 hours, I think they made his transition much easier. (well, for ME at least!)

They all started with: Welcome Home Honey! Just a Reminder:

-It’s time for summer clothes. Lose the arctic wear and moon boots, and lets try to get a little color on those legs.
-We don’t give out yellow flags for improper behavior. In this country we hold back sex.
-When you get up in the middle of the night to pee – use the toilet. Not the great outdoors.
-Safety Meetings will no longer be held at 7am on Sundays. They will be held at MY discretion from now on.
-Do not be afraid of the dark. The sun currently sets at 8:22pm here. It’s NORMAL!!!
-You will not be able to choose from a variety of foods at each meal. If I make it, you eat it. Welcome back to your morning bowl of bran.
-Good hygiene is important here. The showers are private and you can adjust the temperature whenever you wish.
-No "Green Papers" are required to bring anything of value into this house. You will not be stopped or questioned, especially if it’s a gift for your wife…
-You will find a woman in your bed every night from now on. Welcome back to the good ol’ USA!
-In this country, you do not have to wait for the truck and a driver to take you places. Your truck is at your disposal and you drive yourself.
-In this country, we brush our teeth EVERY night before we go to bed.
-There are no translators or interpreters here. Try picking up a copy of "Men are From Mars and Women are From Venus", ok?