Saturday, January 28, 2006

Becky's Woes for the Week...

"Hey Stan, how long do you think her"Check-Engine Light" has been on?"
Exerpts from Becky's e-mail this week:
I went to get an oil change (finally) on Monday and when I pulled into the lovely Valvoline garage, it was like pulling into the emergency room at the hospital. I started to hear phrases such as, "Dude, you gotta come get a look at this", and " Whoa man, it's leaking everywhere! I can't beleieve its runnin'!", coming from beneath my truck. Well, as I patiently sat in the truck hoping that it wasn't MY truck that they were talking about (trucks can hear too) the attendent approached me with my little red coupon in hand and gave me a hopeful smile letting me know that they would NOT give me an oil change. She then handed me a note of all the leaky parts and sent me on my way. Can you believe that? You know it's bad when the ghetto Valvoline station won't change your oil. So dad, if you are capable of fixing the rear main seal, front seal, oil pan gasket and valve covers, the job is all yours. This one might have to go to the professionals (not that you aren't a professsional, but you know what I mean).
Love,
Becky

Sunday, January 15, 2006

Wonders of the world....

Today, Nanook visited one of his favorite places in Nevada:

The Hoover Dam
And here's the skinny on this awesome structure:


Location: Arizona and Nevada, USA
Completion Date: 1936
Cost: $165 million
Reservoir Capacity: 1.24 trillion cubic feet
Type: Gravity
Purpose: Hydroelectric power
Reservoir: Lake Mead
Materials: Concrete
Engineer(s): Bureau of Reclamation

In 1931, during the height of the Depression, thousands of American workers came to the Black Canyon on the Arizona-Nevada border to tame the Colorado River. They began construction on what would be the largest dam of its time -- the Hoover Dam.

But before the dam could be built, workers had to divert the wild Colorado River away from the construction site. How did they do this? They blasted tunnels -- as big as four-lane highways -- right through the canyon walls. For the next five years, the Colorado River gushed through these diversion tunnels while 8,000 workers toiled in the harsh, dry canyon bottom. Amazingly, they completed the dam in less than five years -- ahead of schedule and under budget.
The Hoover Dam is a curved gravity dam.
Lake Mead pushes against the dam, creating compressive forces that travel along the great curved wall. The canyon walls push back, counteracting these forces. This action squeezes the concrete in the arch together, making the dam very rigid. This way, Lake Mead can't push it over.

Today, the Hoover Dam is the second highest dam in the country and the 18th highest in the world. It generates more than four billion kilowatt-hours a year -- that's enough to serve 1.3 million people!Here's how this dam stacks up against some of the biggest dams in the world. (reservoir capacity, in cubic feet)

Fast Facts:
At its base, Hoover Dam is as thick (660 feet) as two footballs fields measured end to end.

Hoover Dam is 726 feet tall. That's almost 200 feet taller than the Washington Monument in Washington, D.C.

During peak periods of electrical demands, enough water runs through the generators to fill 15 average-size swimming pools (20,000 gallons each) in one second.

There is enough concrete in Hoover Dam (4.5 million cubic yards) to build a two-lane road from Seattle, Washington, to Miami, Florida, or a four-foot-wide sidewalk around the Earth at the Equator.

The Hoover Dam is so thick and heavy, it doesn't even need to be curved! It's heavy enough to resist the weight and thrust of the water pushing behind it, but designers thought people would feel safer with a curved design.
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All that concrete, Nanook!!! I bet you couldn't have had a better day!

Saturday, January 14, 2006

I don't think this is on Oprah's "list, Nanook...



...but let me know if you want me to Fed-X this book to you...
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Try moving your hands all over the face of the machine, spit twice on your forefinger, put a good luck charm on your players club card and THEN hit the buttons. See if that works!

And Good Luck!

Friday, January 13, 2006

Friday the 13th

Dear Dad,

So it's Friday the 13th, and I woke mom this morning with a little nibble at about 5am. I wanted to go outside, but she wouldn't budge, pushed me away, and closed her eyes again. How was I to know she was up from 3-4am in her "what did I not get accomplished today" mode again???

Well, for heaven's sake, Friday the 13th is MY special day, so I jumped on her arm and pretended she was a bunny and gave her a good big bite!!! You should see her arm. That got her attention!!! She jumped up (she may have smacked me one, I don't recall, as my brain is the size of of pea) and finally threw me outside. Yep-I won again! That will get her back for the other night when I was marching back and forth and got too close to her Swedish Fish on the night table. I didn't appreciate being grabbed by the tail and being flung to the floor! She's really touchy these days, isn't she?

So she made stay outside all day while she went to work. Do you know it was cold and drizzling the ENTIRE day? AND SHE WORKED LATE???? I really didn't appreciate that. Now I'm in lock-down at night in the utility room until you get back. Hrmph!

Love,

Fatty a/k/a Milo

Thursday, January 12, 2006

Travel Tip #1 for Nanook...


Don't let them fool you, Nanook. He really IS dead.
(Work on finding a loose slot machine, instead.)



Tuesday, January 10, 2006

Ve Vant Choo Back, Nanook!

Well, for the 3rd time, Nanook gets another invite to "join his comrades" in Siberia. He got a call yesterday asking (pleading) for him to return. Due to new job responsibilities - he just can't squeeze in that side trip to the land of the artic chill. Not that he'd miss the exciting flights to get there...or customs...or border checks...or the food...and the accomodations.
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Good thing - cuz wife of Nanook can't handle all the finish work in the lower level herself, can she? And we want it done by Easter. (If only we didn't have that "job thing" going on!!!)
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He's got work to do at home (like lighting the bonfire). It's cold enough here; and he can still wear his thermal clothing, ...so he'll bow out gracefully this time and send his best wishes to all at Kupol!

Sunday, January 01, 2006

New Year Thoughts


Happy New Year!

Best wishes from our humble abode to yours. We wish all our friends and family health, happiness, and a simple slice of peace in your every day!
This year make it a point to:
  • Laugh every day
  • Tell someone how much you appreciate them
  • Take care of at least one person who needs a little extra help
  • Thank a veteran on a non-veteran holiday
  • Accept a friend's help when you really need it
  • Hand write a letter to a friend instead of e-mailing one
  • Do one healthy thing for YOU
  • Re-kindle an old friendship
  • Donate funds or goods to a worthy cause
  • Take on at least one volunteer opportunity
  • Repair a relationship
  • Develop one of the gifts you possess

If all else fails, put on some music and dance!